Alien
Alien Hybrid
Big Face
Big Nose
Gobbler
Grit
Happy Fool
Insect
Long-faced
Professor
Sharp Chin
Small Nose
Square
Twister
Upnose
Wide SmileThe search started about a month and a half ago. I was in Subang Parade one day and my original intention was to look for an audio CD of a group that I like. Turn out, the CD shop that I frequently go does not have the CD that I want. Well, I can’t blame them as this group is not famous here.
Disappointed, I window shopped in Subang Parade and saw a pair of shoes in Bata. I really like its heels as they are of the right height and it’s not the chunky type of heel. And it’s cheap too. However, as always, they don’t have my size (size 4). Double disappointment.
I was so frustrated and images of those shoes haunted me for days. Since then, I’ve been searching up and down, high and low. I’ve checked Bata outlets in Sunway Pyramid, Midvalley Megamall, Ikano Power Center, KLCC and even Alamanda Putrajaya. But they either don’t have this model anymore or don’t have my size.
Until yesterday, my colleague who was having lunch at Jalan TAR decided to help me check out the Bata outlet there. Guess what? They have it! She immediately called me and asked if I still want it. Of course me want. Me likey that shoes very muchy.
So, everyone, introducing my new pair of shoes. Now, the devil can wear Bata.
I hate working in the same office with perverts.
There is this guy, Mr. K who sits diagonally behind me. So far, he has done nothing physical but I can feel that he strips and rapes the ladies in office with his eyes. He always stares deeply into woman’s eyes. Sometimes, when sitting next to a lady, he will turn himself to face her and just look at her for minutes.
During my first week here, he came to my working station and asked me not to send too many personal emails and surf internet. How on earth did he know that I have been sending emails and surfing the net? Then, to my utter disbelief, he arranged the orange, apple and banana on my table into a phallic artwork. I hated him ever since that day.
Then, I also noticed he always pick his nose in front of other people. It is as if by doing so, he feels the joy of having sex with the person he is staring and causes him to have multiple orgasms. Sometimes, while driving he will pick his nose and play with the boogers in between his fingers. YUCKS! I really tak boleh tahan him.
And it doesn’t help that his look resembles the Hong Kong actor that I dislike. Now, whenever I look at Mr. K, I think of the actor. Whenever I watch a HK drama staring this actor, I think of Mr. K.
Shiatch!
Lately, I have been receiving many emails from not-so-close friends telling me about their online businesses or the part time things that they are doing to gain extra income. Most of the time, these emails are more like advertisement that they send to every human beings in their address book. Then, there are also emails from people I never even met (from the alumni website) trying to sell one product or another.
Tonight, in the span of half an hour, I received three text messages from my so-called friends with the same agenda. One is selling some cheap perfumes and the other two are trying to sell their personal items like iPod and laptop.
I am disturbed. Is this the sign of recession?
I also received this joke from someone which I think is pretty hilarious.
An Israeli doctor says:
'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor says:
'That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.’
A Russian doctor says:
'In my country, medicine is so far progressed that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'
The Malaysian doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains, out from Kepala Batas, Penang, put him in the Parliament for 5 years, and now half the country is looking for work.'
Ooops!
